Wolverine
never came. The hero had slept on the grass last night and his body
ached. he promised himself that he would find something softer to
sleep the next night. However, the night was not the problem that the
hero was worried about this day. He had agreed with wolverine that
they would train with this sai weapon, but the man still had to show
up and he was already an hour and a half late.
At
first, the hero wondered if wolverine was just late or had forgotten
the time but now, he worried that his friend might be taken out
already. Taking a deep breath, the warrior from oakvale decided to
walk around the island and search for a answer.
'Hello
beautiful.' Spoke the Duke to a woman in cat outfit. 'You are really
a hot mama' he tried again after the woman had failed to give a
response. The broad chested man went with his hand through his short
blond hair and inhaled the smoke of his cigar. 'i would pleasure this
kitty.' he tried a third time. Finally, he received a answer. 'hey
big boy. Not interested. You and your ego can play with your selfs.'
Catwoman spoke in a cold voice. She hated such men who tried to hit
on her and somehow they always thought she was willing to get into
bed with them, only because of her cat suit.
This
one however, was not easy pushed away. 'get out of my sight or..'
before Catwoman could finish the sentence, the Duke did it for her.
'You are gonna whip me. Lovely.'
Now
tired off this man who kept following her and did not get the hints
to leave her alone, she tried absolute measures. 'Get away or i'l
attack you.' However, the man only laughed at her and knowing she now
had to go on with her promise, she kicked the duke between the legs
and followed up with the scratching of the face.
'You
are gonna pay babe.' The duke answered after he had gotten over the
pain. He threw his cigar on the ground and slammed his fist in her
stomach. He pulled his desert eagle pistol and aimed it at Catwoman.
Before
he could fire it, something hit his hand, which forced the Duke to
drop the pistol. He looked around and received a blow to the head
that almost knocked off his sunglasses. The duke stood up, looking at
this young man, who had his face hidden behind a mask but wore a red
outfit. \
'No
fighting between the matches i said.' came the voice of the host
suddenly. 'You keep this for during the battles. next time you fight,
you all get disqualified.' The host finished, looking rather
serious.
'Speaking
of which, I want you on the mountain range in the north during the
middle of the day for your first fight.' The host suddenly said to
the Duke. Before Nukem could even nod, the host was gone.
'You
pup, you can keep her.' Duke nukem said to red Robin before he walked
away.
'I
could have handled him myself you know.' catwoman spoke to red Robin
before she walked away.
Drake
sighted. 'he had just helped someone and he did not even get a thank
you. Still helping Catwoman was not his reason to be in this
tournament. He was here to find out what happened to Batman, as his
mentor had dissapeared a few years ago, after going in a similar
tournament. Fearing that his mentor was dead, drake still wanted
answers to get home and winning this tournament might give these
answers. Still, he should keep his eyes open for this hero fellow. It
seemed that this one had won the last tournament and he might know
what happened to Batman.
'Ooohh.
Lovely.' Shrek spoke to himself as he said in warm mud. He liked it
here. After finding the swamp on the island, he had quickly made it
into his home. No Donkey, no puss, no strange creatures, but on the
other side, no Fiona and no kids. He really missed his wife and
children, but still it was lovely here. After relaxing for a bit, it
suddenly hit him. He knew what he was going to ask when he won this
tournament. He wanted this island and get Fiona and the kids here.
They could live in peace forever on this island, without being
disturbed by anyone. He still had to win this though, and for the
winning, Dragon would be rather useful. however, Shrek did not have
dragon with him and he was not sure calling her would work. He only
had his natural weapons that he used to scare villagers.
wondering
who his first opponent would be, he never saw someone walking up next
to him and only paid attention after something hard hit his head.
'Auw. What are you going ahead hitting me for.' Shrek spoke as he
looked up. It was the host, who was trying very hard to breath as
little as possible. 'I want you to fight this afternoon on the grass
near the the rubble of the old tower.'The host spoke as quickly as
possible. 'Oh and bring this.' The host spoke as he threw something
on the ground. 'Shrek got out of his bath, walked towards the object
and picked it up. It was a sword. The same sword, Shrek had taken
with him when he had saved Fiona.' Well thank you.' Shrek spoke with
a smile. However, the host was no-where to be found. deciding to step
into his bath again, Shrek would practice with the sword later.
The
Duke stepped on a the platform and saw that the host was standing on
a large rock. Directly opposite the Duke stood a worm half his size.
'This is going to be easy.' Duke Nukem said and before the host could
give the sign to start the match, he took out his desert eagle and
fired it at the pink worm.
However,
the worm was already on the move and avoided the gunshot. 'I'l get
you.' The worm spoke in a squirmy voice. The Duke fired his gun
another few times but only two of them hit target and neither hurt
the worm much. Having crawled near striking distance, the Worm
delivered a fire punch that forced the Duke on the ground. 'Now you
are going down.' The duke spoke with a confident voice as he took out
his shotgun. 'i have blasted many aliens away with this thing and you
will be no different.' As he fired his shotgun, the Worm used a ninja
rope to get away and avoid his attack. 'Come here, alienscum.' Duke
said angry. Before he knew it, a sheep with a cape was flying towards
him. Knowing that this meant trouble, the Duke fired his shotgun
until the sheep exploded in the air, blasting rock away.
The
duke still had other weapons up his sleeve and he pulled out his
devastator. This rocketlauncher could fire two powerful rockets at
the same time and thereby destroy his opponent. 'Hasta la vista
baby.' Duke spoke as he aimed and fired this weapon.
The
worm saw this weapon as a threat and under calling out 'Bye bye' in
its squeeky voice, it teleported away. The rockets missed target but
took large chuncks of rock away as these exploded.
As
the worm arrived on a solid piece of rock, it took out a banana and
threw it at the Duke.
The
duke laughed. Did this worm really think he would fall for a banana,
which was clearly a disguised grenade? The duke stepped aside but
before the banana even touched the ground, it exploded, releasing
small banana's which exploded as they fell on the Duke and on the
ground.
The
duke fell face first on the rocks, having several small wounds.
Before Duke could recover, a small grenade rolled towards him. This
one was orange but had a white cross on top. When this grenade came
to a halt, Duke heard a chorus that sung: 'Haaaallleeeellluuuujaaaa.'
and then exploded, taking the face of Duke away.
'After
this explosive battle, You will go through to round two and get the
devastator as a reward.' The host said as he appeared next to the
worm. 'hehehe' the worm laughed with a sadistic smile.
'This
is an interesting flower.' Docter Banner spoke softly to himself.
while walking towards his match, he had stopped to look at the
different flowers that he had never seen before in his life.
Wondering if these flowers had any medical abilities, he put one in
the pocket of his coat.
When
he finally arrived at the destination of his fight, he saw a green
ogre standing in the middle of the field, surrounded by some of the
other fighters. guessing that these had come to watch the match,
Banner walked up to the ogre.
Shrek
saw how a thin man was walking up to him. This could not be his
opponent, could he? One punch and this man would be knocked out.
Being happy with such an easy opponent Shrek walked up to the man. 'i
am sorry about this but.' At the moment, Shrek said the word but, he
roared as hard as he could, his stinking breath and smile hit the
face of Banner like they were a brick wall. Banner stumbled backwards
and then got hit by a green fist.
Shrek
turned around to greet the public, with his hands hoisted in the air.
As
his back was turned, he never saw that Bruce Banner stood up and
started to change. The man became bigger and bigger. His skin turned
green and as he turned, his clothes teared until finally a big green
monster stood in the place of Bruce Banner. 'O crap.' Shrek spoke as
he saw how his opponent had turned.
Before
he could do anything, the Hulk gave a loud roar and used his
thunderclap to blow Shrek on the spot where the tower once stood. The
Hulk started running while Shrek picked up some pieces of brick and
threw them at hit opponent. All of these pieces were punched away and
when the Hulk was near Shrek, the bigger green man punched Shrek
hard.
Shrek
fell to the ground and drew his sword from his belt. He could
really use dragon right now. Charging at his opponent, shrek managed
to slash the stomach of his opponent a few times before his swordhand
got gripped by the monster and Shrek got thrown in the air.
After
landing hard on the ground, shrek saw how a a closet was flying
towards him and he was just able to move aside. Trying a desperate
move, the ogre charged with his sword in his hand. shrek had managed
to stab his opponent, although the sword barely made it through the
tough skin. The Hulk pushed the sword out of the hands of Shrek with
a hard push and stared down at the smaller green man. ' ehh. Can we
talk about this?' Shrek asked. ignoring the question, Hulk lifted
Shrek in the air and started pulling on his head. with a loud pop,
Shrek's head came off his body and green blood splattered into all
directions.
The
hulk threw both the body and the head on the ground before he changed
back into Banner.
'o
god.' Bruce spoke as he looked at what he had done in Hulkform. 'Very
impressive Mr. Banner.' The small host spoke as he looked at the man
who was now shirtless and was wearing ripped pants. 'here, your
clothes will be repaired.' the host smiled as he touched Banner with
his cane. To the surprise of the doctor, his clothing were repaired
again, as he had never torn out of them. Banner even found the flower
back in his pocket. 'And now for your prize.´ The host said as
showed Bruce a sword. Banner picked it up and noticed it was a direct
replica of the sword that was still on the ground. 'Thank you.'
Banner said with a forceful smile. I might be able to train with this
and then I could avoid turning Hulk a bit longer, he thought.
That
was an interesting fight. Angst had watched the fight with interest
and this Banner guy was clearly someone to be reckoned with. He might
even be an asset if controlled right.
However,
the battle was not the reason he was here for.
angst
walked towards a man wearing brown clothing that covered most of his
body and who had a white mask with a red dot on it. 'I heard you
might be interested in some business.' angst began the conversation.
'And what business would that be?' the man asked. 'i do not like to
be used in such a tournament as a puppet.' Angst spoke with a strong
voice. 'i think that we could make some deals so the tournament ends
in our advantage.' Angst waited for the response of the man. because
of that mask, it was impossible to see a facial impression. 'I think
we are like minded.' The man spoke. 'Very well Amon. Welcome by our
group.' angst spoke while the two shook hands.
Now that was brutal! I know of Duke Nukem, but I couldn't tell his opponent. Was that Earthworm Jim?
BeantwoordenVerwijderenAnd then Shrek vs Hulk. I like both characters, but Shrek was severely outclassed here.
Amon joins in as a villain. Now things are getting interesting..
thank you
BeantwoordenVerwijderenand the worm is from the game worms. a gameserie where yhou use worms to battle other worms with some of the strangest weapons