dinsdag 2 oktober 2012

tournament: Green


Wolverine never came. The hero had slept on the grass last night and his body ached. he promised himself that he would find something softer to sleep the next night. However, the night was not the problem that the hero was worried about this day. He had agreed with wolverine that they would train with this sai weapon, but the man still had to show up and he was already an hour and a half late. 
At first, the hero wondered if wolverine was just late or had forgotten the time but now, he worried that his friend might be taken out already. Taking a deep breath, the warrior from oakvale decided to walk around the island and search for a answer.

'Hello beautiful.' Spoke the Duke to a woman in cat outfit. 'You are really a hot mama' he tried again after the woman had failed to give a response. The broad chested man went with his hand through his short blond hair and inhaled the smoke of his cigar. 'i would pleasure this kitty.' he tried a third time. Finally, he received a answer. 'hey big boy. Not interested. You and your ego can play with your selfs.' Catwoman spoke in a cold voice. She hated such men who tried to hit on her and somehow they always thought she was willing to get into bed with them, only because of her cat suit. 
This one however, was not easy pushed away. 'get out of my sight or..' before Catwoman could finish the sentence, the Duke did it for her. 'You are gonna whip me. Lovely.' 
Now tired off this man who kept following her and did not get the hints to leave her alone, she tried absolute measures. 'Get away or i'l attack you.' However, the man only laughed at her and knowing she now had to go on with her promise, she kicked the duke between the legs and followed up with the scratching of the face.
'You are gonna pay babe.' The duke answered after he had gotten over the pain. He threw his cigar on the ground and slammed his fist in her stomach. He pulled his desert eagle pistol and aimed it at Catwoman. 
Before he could fire it, something hit his hand, which forced the Duke to drop the pistol. He looked around and received a blow to the head that almost knocked off his sunglasses. The duke stood up, looking at this young man, who had his face hidden behind a mask but wore a red outfit. \
'No fighting between the matches i said.' came the voice of the host suddenly. 'You keep this for during the battles. next time you fight, you all get disqualified.' The host finished, looking rather serious. 
'Speaking of which, I want you on the mountain range in the north during the middle of the day for your first fight.' The host suddenly said to the Duke. Before Nukem could even nod, the host was gone. 
'You pup, you can keep her.' Duke nukem said to red Robin before he walked away.
'I could have handled him myself you know.' catwoman spoke to red Robin before she walked away.

Drake sighted. 'he had just helped someone and he did not even get a thank you. Still helping Catwoman was not his reason to be in this tournament. He was here to find out what happened to Batman, as his mentor had dissapeared a few years ago, after going in a similar tournament. Fearing that his mentor was dead, drake still wanted answers to get home and winning this tournament might give these answers. Still, he should keep his eyes open for this hero fellow. It seemed that this one had won the last tournament and he might know what happened to Batman.

'Ooohh. Lovely.' Shrek spoke to himself as he said in warm mud. He liked it here. After finding the swamp on the island, he had quickly made it into his home. No Donkey, no puss, no strange creatures, but on the other side, no Fiona and no kids. He really missed his wife and children, but still it was lovely here. After relaxing for a bit, it suddenly hit him. He knew what he was going to ask when he won this tournament. He wanted this island and get Fiona and the kids here. They could live in peace forever on this island, without being disturbed by anyone. He still had to win this though, and for the winning, Dragon would be rather useful. however, Shrek did not have dragon with him and he was not sure calling her would work. He only had his natural weapons that he used to scare villagers. 
wondering who his first opponent would be, he never saw someone walking up next to him and only paid attention after something hard hit his head. 'Auw. What are you going ahead hitting me for.' Shrek spoke as he looked up. It was the host, who was trying very hard to breath as little as possible. 'I want you to fight this afternoon on the grass near the the rubble of the old tower.'The host spoke as quickly as possible. 'Oh and bring this.' The host spoke as he threw something on the ground. 'Shrek got out of his bath, walked towards the object and picked it up. It was a sword. The same sword, Shrek had taken with him when he had saved Fiona.' Well thank you.' Shrek spoke with a smile. However, the host was no-where to be found. deciding to step into his bath again, Shrek would practice with the sword later.

The Duke stepped on a the platform and saw that the host was standing on a large rock. Directly opposite the Duke stood a worm half his size. 'This is going to be easy.' Duke Nukem said and before the host could give the sign to start the match, he took out his desert eagle and fired it at the pink worm. 
However, the worm was already on the move and avoided the gunshot. 'I'l get you.' The worm spoke in a squirmy voice. The Duke fired his gun another few times but only two of them hit target and neither hurt the worm much. Having crawled near striking distance, the Worm delivered a fire punch that forced the Duke on the ground. 'Now you are going down.' The duke spoke with a confident voice as he took out his shotgun. 'i have blasted many aliens away with this thing and you will be no different.' As he fired his shotgun, the Worm used a ninja rope to get away and avoid his attack. 'Come here, alienscum.' Duke said angry. Before he knew it, a sheep with a cape was flying towards him. Knowing that this meant trouble, the Duke fired his shotgun until the sheep exploded in the air, blasting rock away.
The duke still had other weapons up his sleeve and he pulled out his devastator. This rocketlauncher could fire two powerful rockets at the same time and thereby destroy his opponent. 'Hasta la vista baby.' Duke spoke as he aimed and fired this weapon.
The worm saw this weapon as a threat and under calling out 'Bye bye' in its squeeky voice, it teleported away. The rockets missed target but took large chuncks of rock away as these exploded.
As the worm arrived on a solid piece of rock, it took out a banana and threw it at the Duke. 
The duke laughed. Did this worm really think he would fall for a banana, which was clearly a disguised grenade? The duke stepped aside but before the banana even touched the ground, it exploded, releasing small banana's which exploded as they fell on the Duke and on the ground. 
The duke fell face first on the rocks, having several small wounds. Before Duke could recover, a small grenade rolled towards him. This one was orange but had a white cross on top. When this grenade came to a halt, Duke heard a chorus that sung: 'Haaaallleeeellluuuujaaaa.' and then exploded, taking the face of Duke away.
'After this explosive battle, You will go through to round two and get the devastator as a reward.' The host said as he appeared next to the worm. 'hehehe' the worm laughed with a sadistic smile.

'This is an interesting flower.' Docter Banner spoke softly to himself. while walking towards his match, he had stopped to look at the different flowers that he had never seen before in his life. Wondering if these flowers had any medical abilities, he put one in the pocket of his coat. 
When he finally arrived at the destination of his fight, he saw a green ogre standing in the middle of the field, surrounded by some of the other fighters. guessing that these had come to watch the match, Banner walked up to the ogre. 

Shrek saw how a thin man was walking up to him. This could not be his opponent, could he? One punch and this man would be knocked out. Being happy with such an easy opponent Shrek walked up to the man. 'i am sorry about this but.' At the moment, Shrek said the word but, he roared as hard as he could, his stinking breath and smile hit the face of Banner like they were a brick wall. Banner stumbled backwards and then got hit by a green fist.
Shrek turned around to greet the public, with his hands hoisted in the air.
As his back was turned, he never saw that Bruce Banner stood up and started to change. The man became bigger and bigger. His skin turned green and as he turned, his clothes teared until finally a big green monster stood in the place of Bruce Banner. 'O crap.' Shrek spoke as he saw how his opponent had turned. 
Before he could do anything, the Hulk gave a loud roar and used his thunderclap to blow Shrek on the spot where the tower once stood. The Hulk started running while Shrek picked up some pieces of brick and threw them at hit opponent. All of these pieces were punched away and when the Hulk was near Shrek, the bigger green man punched Shrek hard. 
Shrek fell to the ground and drew his sword from his belt.  He could really use dragon right now. Charging at his opponent, shrek managed to slash the stomach of his opponent a few times before his swordhand got gripped by the monster and Shrek got thrown in the air.
After landing hard on the ground, shrek saw how a a closet was flying towards him and he was just able to move aside. Trying a desperate move, the ogre charged with his sword in his hand. shrek had managed to stab his opponent, although the sword barely made it through the tough skin. The Hulk pushed the sword out of the hands of Shrek with a hard push and stared down at the smaller green man. ' ehh. Can we talk about this?' Shrek asked. ignoring the question, Hulk lifted Shrek in the air and started pulling on his head. with a loud pop, Shrek's head came off his body and green blood splattered into all directions. 
The hulk threw both the body and the head on the ground before he changed back into Banner.
'o god.' Bruce spoke as he looked at what he had done in Hulkform. 'Very impressive Mr. Banner.' The small host spoke as he looked at the man who was now shirtless and was wearing ripped pants. 'here, your clothes will be repaired.' the host smiled as he touched Banner with his cane. To the surprise of the doctor, his clothing were repaired again, as he had never torn out of them. Banner even found the flower back in his pocket. 'And now for your prize.´ The host said as showed Bruce a sword. Banner picked it up and noticed it was a direct replica of the sword that was still on the ground. 'Thank you.' Banner said with a forceful smile. I might be able to train with this and then I could avoid turning Hulk a bit longer, he thought.

That was an interesting fight. Angst had watched the fight with interest and this Banner guy was clearly someone to be reckoned with. He might even be an asset if controlled right.
However, the battle was not the reason he was here for. 
angst walked towards a man wearing brown clothing that covered most of his body and who had a white mask with a red dot on it. 'I heard you might be interested in some business.' angst began the conversation. 'And what business would that be?' the man asked. 'i do not like to be used in such a tournament as a puppet.' Angst spoke with a strong voice. 'i think that we could make some deals so the tournament ends in our advantage.' Angst waited for the response of the man. because of that mask, it was impossible to see a facial impression. 'I think we are like minded.' The man spoke. 'Very well Amon. Welcome by our group.' angst spoke while the two shook hands.

2 opmerkingen:

  1. Now that was brutal! I know of Duke Nukem, but I couldn't tell his opponent. Was that Earthworm Jim?

    And then Shrek vs Hulk. I like both characters, but Shrek was severely outclassed here.

    Amon joins in as a villain. Now things are getting interesting..

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  2. thank you

    and the worm is from the game worms. a gameserie where yhou use worms to battle other worms with some of the strangest weapons

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